1. None of these 25 Randoms will have anything to do w/ what's in the title...
2. Out of boredom, I pretty much read everybody's 25(or more) Randoms. I was entertained.
3. I started to do another one of these the day after I wrote the first 25 Randoms. But it was too soon and it wouldn't have been random enough.
4. I have astigmatism...in one eye. Myopia(nearsighted) in the other eye. My right eye has always been retarded. But my left eye used to be perfect and it compensated for the other eye. But my right eye is like that friend that doesn't want you to succeed in life. So my left eye was diagnosed to be astigmatic as of 2/7/2009.
5. Something about a girl w/ red lipstick...it does things to me.
6. I'm cool enough to get to class 15 mins late and sit in the back and smart enough to already know what the teacher is talking about and raise my hand for every question.
7. I rarely use the word "swag". And I never use it in reference to myself. It's already been overused and fucked sideways. First of all, swagger is defined as having visible self-confidence. So by saying you have swag(ger)...you're defeating the purpose of the word. It's visible(not spoken) self-confidence(confidence within one's self). Meaning you should be self-confident and other people should notice w/o you telling them. Secondly, the definition doesn't mention anything about wardrobe. If you don't have swagger in some PJ pants and a small white tee, you don't have it at all.
8. At night I wear PJ pants and a small white tee...
9. I have THEEEE most watched status on FB. Not because people wanna know what I'm doing but because...
10. I'm fuckin hilarious.
11. Going to A&T was a decision that was made w/ the little head, not the big one. I went to homecoming when I was 16 and it was a rap after that...too much bait for me to say no. If I could do it all over I would have went to a CC and transferred.
12. I come from a long line of flirts...I'm a flirt. My father is a flirt. Both of my Grandfathers were flirts.
13. I was supposed to get skipped from 3rd grade to 5th...but I got suspended shortly after I was informed getting skipped was a possibility and the people in charge said I wasn't ready.
14. My neighbor got a dog named Hip Hop. And Hip Hop got hit by a car. They managed to salvage his mangled leg and now he walks w/ a limp. So the name was kind of ironic...
15. I make great drinks. I used to improvise w/ whatever I could get my hands on (i.e. an Everclear Pina Colada) Then my bartending roommate put me on w/ other things. Then when I turned 21 and started buying my own liquor, I became an alcohol scholar. There's a Voss bottle in my profile pictures album w/ my signature drink...the 223 D. Named after the apt I created it in...
16. My best friend is my cousin Rashaad. He's the only person in the world who knows EVERYTHING about me. My next tier of best friends are Minnie J, Simms, Jessy J(even though I see her like twice a year), Dawson, D. Charles, J. Powell, Jay, and Russ.
17. I'm more than halfway through this and I don't feel like doing it anymore. But I've been typing this for about 15 mins now and I would hate for that to be a waste of time.
18. Some people hate PDAs(Public Displays of Affection)...I'm indifferent. You won't ever catch Andre Warner kissing or holding hands in public or changing my FB status every time I go on a date. But when other people do it, it doesn't bother me. But like I said...some people hate it. Mainly cuz it's annoying.
19. I say "But ummm...yea" a lot. In texts and in real life.
20. The way I write is the way I talk.
21. I don't have an accent. Sometimes I'll tell people I'm from Oregon and they believe me.
22. I'm an independent person...I don't like having to depend on anybody. If I know I can do something myself, I'll do it myself. I moved in and out of 3 apartments by myself.
23. I go to the club myself sometimes too. Or if I do go w/ a group, I'm still gonna go on a solo mission once I'm in there.
24. I cant think of anything to say for number...
25.
2. Out of boredom, I pretty much read everybody's 25(or more) Randoms. I was entertained.
3. I started to do another one of these the day after I wrote the first 25 Randoms. But it was too soon and it wouldn't have been random enough.
4. I have astigmatism...in one eye. Myopia(nearsighted) in the other eye. My right eye has always been retarded. But my left eye used to be perfect and it compensated for the other eye. But my right eye is like that friend that doesn't want you to succeed in life. So my left eye was diagnosed to be astigmatic as of 2/7/2009.
5. Something about a girl w/ red lipstick...it does things to me.
6. I'm cool enough to get to class 15 mins late and sit in the back and smart enough to already know what the teacher is talking about and raise my hand for every question.
7. I rarely use the word "swag". And I never use it in reference to myself. It's already been overused and fucked sideways. First of all, swagger is defined as having visible self-confidence. So by saying you have swag(ger)...you're defeating the purpose of the word. It's visible(not spoken) self-confidence(confidence within one's self). Meaning you should be self-confident and other people should notice w/o you telling them. Secondly, the definition doesn't mention anything about wardrobe. If you don't have swagger in some PJ pants and a small white tee, you don't have it at all.
8. At night I wear PJ pants and a small white tee...
9. I have THEEEE most watched status on FB. Not because people wanna know what I'm doing but because...
10. I'm fuckin hilarious.
11. Going to A&T was a decision that was made w/ the little head, not the big one. I went to homecoming when I was 16 and it was a rap after that...too much bait for me to say no. If I could do it all over I would have went to a CC and transferred.
12. I come from a long line of flirts...I'm a flirt. My father is a flirt. Both of my Grandfathers were flirts.
13. I was supposed to get skipped from 3rd grade to 5th...but I got suspended shortly after I was informed getting skipped was a possibility and the people in charge said I wasn't ready.
14. My neighbor got a dog named Hip Hop. And Hip Hop got hit by a car. They managed to salvage his mangled leg and now he walks w/ a limp. So the name was kind of ironic...
15. I make great drinks. I used to improvise w/ whatever I could get my hands on (i.e. an Everclear Pina Colada) Then my bartending roommate put me on w/ other things. Then when I turned 21 and started buying my own liquor, I became an alcohol scholar. There's a Voss bottle in my profile pictures album w/ my signature drink...the 223 D. Named after the apt I created it in...
16. My best friend is my cousin Rashaad. He's the only person in the world who knows EVERYTHING about me. My next tier of best friends are Minnie J, Simms, Jessy J(even though I see her like twice a year), Dawson, D. Charles, J. Powell, Jay, and Russ.
17. I'm more than halfway through this and I don't feel like doing it anymore. But I've been typing this for about 15 mins now and I would hate for that to be a waste of time.
18. Some people hate PDAs(Public Displays of Affection)...I'm indifferent. You won't ever catch Andre Warner kissing or holding hands in public or changing my FB status every time I go on a date. But when other people do it, it doesn't bother me. But like I said...some people hate it. Mainly cuz it's annoying.
19. I say "But ummm...yea" a lot. In texts and in real life.
20. The way I write is the way I talk.
21. I don't have an accent. Sometimes I'll tell people I'm from Oregon and they believe me.
22. I'm an independent person...I don't like having to depend on anybody. If I know I can do something myself, I'll do it myself. I moved in and out of 3 apartments by myself.
23. I go to the club myself sometimes too. Or if I do go w/ a group, I'm still gonna go on a solo mission once I'm in there.
24. I cant think of anything to say for number...
25.
weirdo... this is sooo true though
ReplyDeleteOkay, so I literally laughed out loud at 21. I'm the opposite-ish; I have a mashed-up accent... sometimes I sound DC, sometimes I sound NY, sometimes I sound Cali, other times Southern. Plus I look like a love child of various world cultures, so I've been asked if I'm Italian, Dominican, from Brooklyn, from Atlanta and LA. NEITHER!
ReplyDelete10... Truuuuuue!
13 and 14... also... QUITE hilarious. Smart little badassed kid *smh*.